the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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