All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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