STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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