i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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