I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
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