Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
3 2 1 whiskey
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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