Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
My balls are so social today.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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