Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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