He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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