well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It's blow job season.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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