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• (614): View more from Ohio

  you really are a gigantic fucking slut.

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  sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text

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  it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.

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  Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  She needs sedatives and a leash

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket

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• (347): View more from New York

  Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.

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