Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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