Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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