its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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