I wish I could teleport
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
