He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I am available for nakedness
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
