hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
