Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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