no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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