can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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