: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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