I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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