Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Operation Purity has been aborted
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Randomize