I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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