@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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