Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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