That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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