K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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