Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
