Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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