Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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