Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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