Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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