do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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