He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Drake has all the answers
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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