What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
And then he peed in my hair
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