god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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