Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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