I'm lost and stupid without you.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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