turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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