He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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