sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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