that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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