question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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