More tranny stories later!
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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