Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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