Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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