i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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