I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
I'm really busy with my period
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