He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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