Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize