Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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