I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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