i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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