I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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