problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
It's like God shit irony all over that family
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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