I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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