I don't think brook has ever known best
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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