WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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