Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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