Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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