; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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