i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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